Caption competition

Here's a pleasant picture of an plot holder hard at work. Don't those boots look far too clean for a serious grafter?

So the challenge is... can you think of a suitable caption for the photo? Unfortunately no prizes, but entries will be judged and the top three published in the Winter newsletter.

To enter just add your caption as a comment at the bottom of the page. Including your name is optional.

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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 20:46

    It said cabbage on the seed packet, but it's grown into the most unusal shape.

    Ray Ninagain

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  2. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 20:53

    I've been thinking of moving him to the rhubarb patch. He'll feel at home there.

    Warren X Ample

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  3. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 08:12

    If I pretend I'm asleep, she might stop giving me more things to do!

    Y More-Jobs

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  4. Chairmans revenge12 November 2011 at 08:39

    The Mayors big idea for holding council meetings outdoors backfired on him, when Councillor Saunderson nodded off during a particularly interesting Planning Committee meeting

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  5. Chairmans revenge12 November 2011 at 20:14

    Norma was most unimpressed by the inflatable scare-crow she bought off the internet... whatever she did, she just could not make him stay upright and scare the birds away

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  6. Chairmans revenge13 November 2011 at 20:07

    Colin wasn't one to let the weeds grow under his feet.....

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  7. Chairmans revenge13 November 2011 at 20:09

    If I just stay here for another two days pretending to be asleep, the chairman will get bored and stop posting those d***ed silly comments about me online

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  8. Henpecked13 November 2011 at 21:34

    Age,hot weather and heavy clay make life hard.
    Anyone know a good divorce lawyer with moderate fees or will take payment in kind ie veg ?

    The defence rests his case ( Again)

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  9. Ayesha14 November 2011 at 08:44

    Colin trying out his new raised bed

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  10. Ayesha15 November 2011 at 12:46

    with all those empty bottles and cans around no wonder he is sleeping it off

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  11. Ayesha15 November 2011 at 12:47

    Is this a new variety of vegetable?
    a Medi-tator

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  12. Ayesha15 November 2011 at 12:54

    I see the weed but is that Bill or Ben?

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  13. Anonymous16 November 2011 at 08:51

    However it might have appeared, Colin was hard at workpractising his party trick of levitating from the ankles upwards.

    Ava Shott (Mrs)

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  14. Anonymous4 December 2011 at 07:15

    When in a deep enough slumber, Colin could almost believe he had a half decent plot.

    Percy Veer

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  15. Robin of Sherwood4 December 2011 at 08:57

    FOR SALE
    Used Sleeper

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  16. Alan Barton21 January 2012 at 09:22

    I'll sleep on it, I'm sure the answer will come to me?

    1 down: Anagram of allotment

    Got it! Answer: Mental Lot

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